Ok, that's a total lie, but hey I got a new car. Well, not "new," but new to me. So close enough.
The truck was unsafe and liked to keep breaking and costing me $500 to get it fixed. I just love throwing thousands of dollars into a lost cause. It makes me feel so good about myself.
That was a lie.
Anyways, here's the car. It's a 2004 Nissan Altima.
Yes, I've joined the legions of those who own silver cars. That's ok though, because I really like the car. It doesn't sound and feel like the doors are going to fall of when I go over a bump. It also has both side view mirrors and a stereo that works. Also, things happen that are supposed to happen when you press on the accelerator. So overall, it's quite an improvement.
Also, this is Bean (the bird not the hand).
Sometimes he can be a jerk, but overall he's a pretty cool guy. I'm afraid his first words are going to be "FUCK THIS LAME BULLSHIT" because his cage is right next to the XBox, and Brian.
There's these really big roaches in the garage that like to scare me.
Do not engage Lu Bu.
You have defeated an officer.
Oh good.
