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Gather 'round to hear the tale of the Battle of Fort Awesome.



Fort Awesome, the setting of our harrowing war story.



Fort Awesome was a cool place for Faye and Roy Allen to hang out. Fort Awesome was also full of drugs (catnip).



Lots and lots of drugs.



But not all was well in Fort Awesome. Faye was taking more than her share of drugs, and not sharing with Roy Allen.



This made Roy Allen very, very angry.



Soon, war broke out at Fort Awesome.



The battle continued long into the night.



Roy Allen was able to overcome Faye, and cast her out of Fort Awesome!



Roy was then able to take his place at the head of Fort Awesome, keeping all the drugs to himself.

Moral: Drugs are bad for Fort Awesome.

My cat sits like a stupid.

Having three exams in one day makes one want to kill oneself. Yes. It is quite horrible. I made an A and two B's. If you want me to do any better than that, you'll have to feed me super nano smart robots that'll fix my brain.

I have my marketing exam on the 30th. It seems like it would be a mildly challenging class, but my professor comes in every day, announces that he's old, and goes over notes that you can print out in the student computer labs. So, maybe it won't be so bad. But then again he might pull a super hard exam out of his butt and I'll be sad. If I do good on the first three exams, I won't have to take the final. Which would be good and I'd be done with the class in late November, which would be even better. I've stopped worrying about grades so much, because I don't think any future employee will look at my college transcript and say "YOU GOT A B IN HISTORY 1053, WE CAN'T HIRE SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU'LL EXPLODE THE COMPANY!!!" So yeah, if I get a B average on my three exams, you can bet your manteets I won't be there for the final.

Not much else is going on. Nate is coming to visit us from Iowaland on Thursday night, so I have to clean the house. I'm not sure where he'll sleep since we only have one bed. The couch is comfy to sleep on, but our cats are in the habit of not leaving you alone ever, and I wouldn't want him to sleep with a cat on his head.

Also, Final Fantasy X-2 makes me feel like a raging fag, even though I'm a woman, so I made my character in Fable gay just to balance everything out. If I were my Fable guy, I'd hate me. I gave him the worst hair possible, and made him marry the annoying schoolteacher guy. I think I threw some bad tattoos and a bunch of farting in there too, so all the NPC's think he's weird too. Everyone in the game calls him "The Lardass Known as Piemaster." So yeah. I spend too much time being stupid in that game.

I MADE A POST ON THE INTERNET

I have three exams on Tuesday. This weekend has been no-fun study time. I've found that I have a seething hatred for History courses and all they entail. But my history professor looks like the lead singer from System of a Down, so it's fun pretending he's singing mediocre metalish songs and bouncing around while he's lecturing.

I finished this for my mom during one of my study breaks:

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I felt bad that I can't afford to buy her presents for holidays but I can give my dad stuff because he accepts free computer games. So I made something. Clever eh?

ANGERFIST

So I'm back in school. Yeah, it sucks. Most other business majors are the PARTY HARD kinds of people that think if they just go to business school, they'll instantly become billionaires when they graduate. Billionaires that never even had a specific major hooray.

This is what I've been doing with my spare time. If anyone wants to buy something/have me make something that'd be cool. Money for back surgery or tuition is always good.

I sold some more stuff on ebay. Too bad it was schoolbooks that I'd already paid for once upon a time, but at least I got some money back.
Roy Allen just bit me because he's an butthole.
That's about it.